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Jul 6 18, 21:02
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If your life is a mess, more or less and you feel like you need to confess all your sins to a priest but you’ll tell him you’ve ceased going out on the town in a dress.
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Jul 8 18, 04:26
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Since you like walkin' 'round in your frock you had best keep your eyes on the clock. When I reaches 1-2 you'll be faced by the shrew who will rip off your clothes to your jock!
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Jul 9 18, 08:43
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To my jock? If my clothes are ripped off I’m afraid the old shrew will not scoff but will want to cavort; no athletic support can contain; but it may make her cough.
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Jul 17 18, 21:37
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If it’s making her cough, it contains a few threads from my raggedy Hanes which I should throw away but it won’t be today; I’ll keep them though there are a few stains.
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Jul 25 18, 09:25
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If they're stained maybe you should buy yellow to match your bedspread and your pillow; you could pee anywhere leaving nothing to spare and you'd still be a wonderful fellow.
I'm sitting here laughing out loud at the thought of this one!
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Jul 26 18, 20:44
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Being wonderful fellows, we still try to pick out some pages to fill practicing each retort but I’m here to report that I don’t think our chief ever will
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Aug 11 18, 14:01
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Though I don’t think our chief ever will be real active and give us a thrill with her poems and prose as she once did; who knows that she might when she’s over the hill.
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Aug 12 18, 06:17
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If our chief ever does, we would say it's a very spectacular day 'cause our basement would be used by someone whom we could continue to have some word play.
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Aug 12 18, 18:35
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To continue to have some wordplay we must post until our dying day or until some arrive to keep this site alive; until then, I am planning to stay.
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Aug 13 18, 06:59
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If you're planning to stay until then we should create a house for some hens so that we can have eggs and perhaps some big kegs of root beer like guys have in their dens.
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Aug 13 18, 13:04
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The root beers some men have in their dens aren’t from sassafras. Where it begins is from barley and hops and some vegetable crops they consume when their favorite team wins.
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Aug 14 18, 11:31
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When their favorite team wins they consume more than vegetables, I would assume. They have pizza and beers and whatever appears that one's wife may bring into the room.
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Aug 15 18, 14:51
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One’s wife brought to the room for the games a big pot of fondue but the shame’s on the guys, none dug in for their team didn’t win and all efforts just went up in flames.
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Aug 15 18, 16:07
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If your efforts have gone up in flames you have none but yourself to take blame 'cause you didn't give bucks to the down-on-their lucks who collect for FD. What a shame!
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Aug 16 18, 09:24
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Who collects for FD? What a shame that the traffic backed up when they came proffering a big boot. I just threw in some loot for the guys who don’t get enough fame.
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Aug 16 18, 10:53
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If the guys do not get enough fame why not go set your own house aflame then lie down inside 'til they come to your side and drag you out. Larry, you game?
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Aug 17 18, 07:53
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Larry’s never been game to be dragged unless he has been tied up and gagged but if he is among ladies with a sharp tongue he’ll leave quick; doesn’t like to be nagged.
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Aug 21 18, 07:34
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So you won't hang around with a nag but I've heard that you've been dressed in drag! Do you have any pix of your old gender mix? … and how many more tricks in your bag?
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Aug 22 18, 14:56
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In my bag there are many more tricks like Ben Gay for my aches, pains and cricks and some rope with good bight to keep my trans-vest tight and a gun when I get in a fix.
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Aug 24 18, 13:40
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If you're fixing to get a handgun is it for business or just for fun? Will you animal-shoot or to settle dispute? Will you shoot up a group or just one?
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