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Argh!

I am holding my hands over my ears, arghing.
I'll scream again -
                           argh -
                                      but
                                             you
                                                     can't
                                                              see
                                                                     or
                                                                          hear.

I'm too polite; not wanting to hurt your feelings;

                                        if
                                  I erupted,
                               it would only
                            make things worse.

But oh! To have leapt, like you, from the womb,
replete with the sum total of knowledge in the universe:
scientist, artist, wit, wag and all things double you.

I wish I could let rip;
I'm plastic faced,
stiff as tulle,
and as transparent.

I am  dakhma;
        Trappist;
        bit-lipped;
        as a grave.

Right, that's it,
you've done it now.
I'm going to be he-rude-ite;
construct an argument so nice;
dense, devilish, daedal,
that once lured in,
you will never escape ...

I wish ...

Argh!


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Argh!

I am holding my hands over my ears and arghing.
I'll scream again -
                           argh -
                                      but
                                             you
                                                     can't
                                                              see
                                                                     or
                                                                          hear.

I'm just too polite; not wanting to hurt your feelings;

                                        if
                                  I erupted,
                               it would only
                            make things worse.

But oh! To have leapt, like you, from the womb,
replete with the sum total of knowledge in the universe:
scientist, artist, wit, wag and all things double you.

I wish I could let rip;
I'm plastic faced,
stiff as tulle,
and about as transparent.

I am  dakhma;
        Trappist;
        bit-lipped;
        as a grave.

Right, that's it,
you've done it now.
I'm going to be he-rude-ite;
construct an argument so nice;
dense, devilish, daedal,
that once sucked in,
you will never get out ...

I wish ...

Argh!




 
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- Billydo   Argh   Aug 9 05, 16:07
- - Psyche   Hey Mike ! Happened on this just before bedt...   Aug 9 05, 22:09
- - Nina   Hi Mike Ah, you have summed up the story of my li...   Aug 10 05, 01:02
- - Billydo   Hi Sylvia Me, a transgressor? Surely not. Can I h...   Aug 10 05, 11:53
- - Billydo   Hi Nina This was an incident at work when I but m...   Aug 10 05, 11:55
- - Cleo_Serapis   Tee hee! Why is it SHE always has the last word?...   Aug 10 05, 19:15
- - Billydo   Hi Cleo Thank you very much. Cheers Mike   Aug 11 05, 04:35
- - Psyche   QUOTE(Billydo @ Aug. 10 2005, 14:53)Hi Sylvia...   Aug 11 05, 12:55
- - Cleo_Serapis   QUOTE(Psyche @ Aug. 11 2005, 13:55)Hi Mike ! ...   Aug 11 05, 19:19
- - Billydo   Hi Cleo Thanks you very much. I'm pleased you...   Aug 16 05, 16:16
- - Psyche   Hi Cleo !   Psssstt - oh Psyche .... Why...   Aug 16 05, 22:15
- - Billydo   Ooh ta! I'm of to the Lake District to wa...   Aug 17 05, 02:21
- - Jox   Hi Mike.... I take it your yellow things are alre...   Aug 17 05, 02:35
- - Billydo   Ta James Just killin' time while they complet...   Aug 17 05, 03:28
- - Jox   M, You haven't built them a bathroom each??? ...   Aug 17 05, 03:40
- - Cleo_Serapis   Congrats Mike on your faery award winning tile! ...   Aug 19 05, 05:21
- - Nina   Hi Mike Congratulations on your Faery Award for t...   Aug 19 05, 06:44
- - Jox   Well done Mike - "Join MM and get a Free Faery" - ...   Aug 19 05, 07:23
- - Cathy   Congratulations on a well deserved award!!   Aug 19 05, 08:26
- - Don   Congrats on you latest award. Don   Aug 19 05, 09:02
- - Billydo   Thanks y'all. Being a transgressor, I would l...   Aug 19 05, 13:45
- - Jox   Hi Mike, The Nude is fine - I do't think anyo...   Aug 19 05, 16:30
- - Psyche   QUOTE(Billydo @ Aug. 19 2005, 16:45)Thanks y...   Aug 20 05, 10:28
- - Billydo   Hi James No Wainright, but I did have a map in a ...   Aug 21 05, 04:11
- - Billydo   Hi Sylvia Thank you for nominating me for the awa...   Aug 21 05, 04:19

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