Limerick, Poetic Form Exercise Options

[Larry]

If you soil underwear you may need
to go buy some Depends to succeed.
Scented ones are the best
and when put to the test
no one knows when you’ve pooped or you peed.

[JustDaniel]

If you've pooped or you've peed, it depends
whether underwear's wet, as it tends
to be messy inside.
You would know if you'd tried
to dispel all the smell that offends

[Larry]

If you’d quell any smell that offends
you must thoroughly wash at both ends
but take care what you eat;
cauliflower and meat
may result in foul burps and the winds!