First Alert, Kids at Christmas Options

[Jim AKA Rapid-Fi...]

I heard some kids plotting just the other day,
about capturing Santa and all the toys in his sleigh.
They're rigging an alarm to know when he lands,
and they're sure he'll play right into their hands.
They know that his radar won't give them away,
and they'll be successful before Christmas Day.
They'll have Santa, his sleigh, toys, and reindeer too,
but then I'm wondering, what will they do?
They don't know the secret of how he flys,
and couldn't get it right in a million tries.
So I guess they'll let him return to his route,
right after they've taken their favorite toys out.