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post Nov 8 03, 12:59
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Very clever Larry!

Why do we all go a little nuts?  :reindeer:

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post Nov 13 03, 08:41
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Daniel
Oh great knut connoisseur,  smart.gif
your puns are admirable, and I cannut think of anything else to say.
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post Jan 6 04, 12:32
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Larry,
What a yummy piece - I'd like to give it a whirl.

I enjoyed!
 
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post Jan 18 04, 06:16
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Great write--I love all nuts especially cashews, but never had the pleasure of peanut butter. sun.gif  dance.gif

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post Nov 13 03, 08:35
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Tom,
you are so right. Like your reversal of fortunes. And you made me very hungary with that cake, save me at least half. Speechless.gif
Nuts to all.
Thanks for looking in.
Larry ( I could be a nutty prof.) footballhelmet.gif
 
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post Nov 13 03, 08:31
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Lori,
yes why do we go nutty at times?.Wish I knew, maybe that's why I wrote this. Keep my sanity.
Thanks
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post Nov 11 03, 06:15
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Yesterday afternoon we had a Nut Mixer at O'Conners in Somerset, didn't we, Larry?

If I'd known how fond you are of nuts being creamed, I'd cashew in!  

You probably think that in Heaven the streats are paved with macadamias!

I'm just pleased that you're not partial to bier nuts!

Lightly, Daniel
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P.S.  Great for us nut to get together yesterday!  Really enjoyed our time!  And thanks for getting me back to Rte. 287!


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post Nov 10 03, 13:54
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let’s all us nuts get into the act


We should nominate our congressional representative

The Nutty Professor.


Now I'm off to bake a light sponge cake with a topping of maple syrup and a sprinkling of shredded coconut.

Shifting quickly into reverse to STUN our opponents.

Tom


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post Nov 7 03, 21:01
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‡  Why Nut us ?  ‡

Have you ever been slighted
left out
not included
ignored

now you know how nuts feel
from almonds to walnuts
never have any fun
except peanuts

only ones converted to a butter
this omission has severely
affected the nut community

Statistics show there are more
cases of bi-polar activity
depression, emotional stress
absence of love

How can they endure
why has the peanut been
singled out as the only nut
to enjoy supreme notoriety

don’t you wish you could have
a cashew butter and jelly sandwich
for a change
or
a banana and pecan butter

yes we know nuts have other uses
but
the butter and jelly sandwich
reigns supreme
think of how a macadamia butter        
and chocolate cup  treat
would taste

This all started, when
I opened the kitchen cabinet
and there was just the jar of
peanut butter

choices, why don’t I have any..
peanuts are  leading a
conspiracy
to deprive us of a life of
happiness, change and joy

It’s now the time for all
nuts
to rise up and declare
recognition and conversion to
a butter form

write to your congressman today
“ let’s all us nuts get into the act "
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