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Real Name: Lori Kanter
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Hi Jim!
WELCOME TO THE MOSAIC!
Tickling the funny bone is a great way to ease into our home! :pharoah2
When I first read this piece, I thought of that movie, "Independence Day" where Randy Quaid's character dusts the wrong crop!
Mother Nature at her finest! MAN! We actually had a skunk here at work Monday who wanted IN our building, when the security guard wouldn't allow it, he sprayed the front entrance and MAN, I think I still SMELL him!
Thanks for the chuckle! Cheers!
~Cleo
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Welcome to MM! Humor's always a good place to start at a new place. I'm fairly new here myself, but have had a great time thus far. If people can't laugh together, what else can they do?
Watch out, you're a stationary target there! As the passing tornado says to the maid: who's dusting who? Okay, bad joke.
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Time to fire up the crop duster now, the old thing still flies, but I don’t know how. Off the ground, flying low near the field, have to spray to improve the yield.
Sure have a lot of fields to do, all my own, and others too. So many farmers rely on me, but my services are not free.
Just about to make my last pass, when that dern thing ran out of gas. Landed in the field of Farmer Brown, couldn’t believe what then went down.
Jumped out of my plane, and hit the dirt, then I spotted this little black and white squirt. He taught me a whole lot more that day, about what you can do with aerial spray.0
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Jim AKA Rapid-Fire Publisher/Editor of WRITE ON!! Poetry Magazette
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