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Alan
post Sep 11 10, 06:45
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MEN CAN MULTI-TASK

I wish to vehemently protest
the wicked feminist canard
that men can’t multi-task.


Today, after intense practice,
I managed to pee
and think of sex ....

Alan McAlpine Douglas


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post Sep 12 10, 01:20
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HAHAHAHA .... Oh thank you Alan for such a soul lifting smile. I LOVED it. I wouldn't change a syllable.


Best Wishes, Liz


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post Sep 12 10, 07:50
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Dear Liz,

And YOU are also very good for my soul, thank you for the appreciation.

You noted my wink towards Lyndon Johnson ?

Love
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post Sep 12 10, 08:25
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Hey Alan - LOL!!!!!!

This has certainly given me a giggle - when I started reading I didn't expect the twist at the end. I'm left wondering where you got the idea for writing this! Jester.gif

Love Snow Snowflake.gif


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post Sep 12 10, 09:09
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Dear Snow,

Thank you.

Do you really want to know ? In a small locked room !

Love
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post Sep 13 10, 00:17
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I didn't get the Lyndon Johnson connection, but all the more, it brings a smile. You are a good soul to nurture, My friend... glad to be back online...

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post Sep 13 10, 15:49
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QUOTE (Alan @ Sep 12 10, 15:09 ) *
Dear Snow,

Thank you.

Do you really want to know ? In a small locked room !

Love
Alan


I'll just use my imagination! rofl.gif

Love Snow Snowflake.gif


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post Sep 13 10, 16:21
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Dear Liz and Snow,

Thank you both. Nice to see you prolonging my little joke.

Love
Alan


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