Hi J
>J>OK, now I have got a religion, any suggestions as to what I should do with it? (No, not that - even religions should be exposed to the light of day).
Well, a good starting point is one of the many seminaries that are available to us lesser mortals to try to reach that elite intellectual plane of celebrity, through study, meditation and intensive training. There's Big Brother, X factor, Fame Academy American Idol to name but a few. Big Brother is probably the least discrimanatory. You need have no talent at all to be ordained as a high priest or priestess.
If you are good at dribbling, you could aim for football God status, just remember your bib and if you break a bone in your foot miracles can be performed and your saintlike status will be greatly elevated by daily coverage in the News with a Nation praying for your fitness.
Of course maintaining your celeb status is very hard work. Don't worry. There is plenty of incense on offer to boost energy levels. There are several different varieties available on the market but the one favoured by most celebs is snorted. It helps keep that divine body Fran mentioned very trim.
As Fran also said, there are plenty of profits being made.
Somehow, I think I'll give this religion a miss and stick to my broke pleb atheist state. At least I won't have any problems squeezing my ego through doorways.
Nina
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