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A Red-Neck Christmas
(This may actually change into a bad song! I have a chorus stuck in my head. But for now, this will suffice.  )Way down in Alabammy where Yankees fear to go them good ol' boys in pick-up trucks ain't missin' Yankee snow. They ain't a hangin' stockin's or a hangin' Christmas lights cuz Christmas for them Rednecks means lookin' fer a fight! They don't need no candy - just some buckshot an' some beer to shoot at Santa's Reindeer fer what they did ta Grandma last year. Then they'll go get 3-toed Joe ta spring him outta jail. But first, they'll rob the liquor store so they can make his bail. Now, don't ferget thar party an' that good ol' bar-bee-que whar you kin et yer fill o' possum an' mebbe a squirrel er two. Then top it off with moonshine an' call it a night! Boy, them good ol' Bubbas shore do Christmas right! ·······  ·······I am who I am.
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Nefertiti A Red-Neck Christmas Nov 15 05, 19:30 
Cleo_Serapis Thank you for your Holiday entry! :holly:
... Nov 15 05, 19:37 Nefertiti Hmmmmm, Lori, I'm beginning to doubt the since... Nov 15 05, 19:40 Cleo_Serapis Now them thar wishes are genuYne, B. :reinde... Nov 15 05, 20:00 Nefertiti Whall, I'm a glad ta hear that, Lori cuz I wuz... Nov 15 05, 20:36 AMETHYST Oh I can't... Just can't ... This is worth a bag o... Nov 15 05, 21:58 Nefertiti Well, DUH Relli!
How in the world can ... Nov 15 05, 23:20 Blank_Canvas I can shore see ya been knowin' my cuzins ... Nov 16 05, 04:51 Nefertiti Whal, whut kin I say, Marcia? I gots me a weak mi... Nov 16 05, 11:25 Blank_Canvas Hmmmm.....beer and m&m's.....them thar's a... Nov 16 05, 14:36 Nefertiti Now, thar ya go, Marcia! Leadin' me ... Nov 16 05, 15:01 Blank_Canvas Guess, I better.....them supple willow branches ca... Nov 16 05, 16:07 Nefertiti Ya got that right, Marcia! I'm still... Nov 16 05, 17:40 Psyche Well, now, this is a different sort of Christmas ... Nov 18 05, 11:06 Nefertiti Why Ah thank ye kindly, ma'am! An... Nov 18 05, 11:16 Cleo_Serapis Congratulations! :blueorn:
This submission... Dec 4 05, 08:09 Nefertiti Whal, golly, gee! I niver! Guess tha... Dec 4 05, 16:32 Cathy Congratulations Nef and good luck in the final rou... Dec 5 05, 08:31 Nefertiti Why I do thank ye kindly, ma'am! I dun my... Dec 5 05, 13:21 Peterpan CONGRATULATIONS! x2
PP Dec 5 05, 14:50 Nefertiti Awe, thanks Double P! :D
Hugs,
B. Dec 5 05, 15:50 Blank_Canvas Hey, congratulations for the nomination and best o... Dec 6 05, 11:25 Nefertiti Why thank ye kindly, Marcia! I knowed th... Dec 6 05, 12:51 Psyche Hi Redneck !!
Congratulations on being a f... Dec 6 05, 13:06 Nefertiti Why, thank ya, Sylvia! I betcha I'm ... Dec 6 05, 13:39 Blank_Canvas Hey we pronounce it Cal-eee-phone-ya where I's... Dec 7 05, 12:40 Nefertiti Whal, seein' as it tis Crimuss n' all, I ... Dec 7 05, 21:27 AMETHYST Congratulations! BethiePoo...
Wishing you luck .... Dec 7 05, 21:52 Blank_Canvas I thank I gotta extra shot gun shell, or two, so s... Dec 8 05, 11:57 Nefertiti Awe, Relli!
Nobody kisses hineey like you do... Dec 8 05, 14:47 Nefertiti Whal, Marcia, that she-devil if a mother-in-law be... Dec 8 05, 14:53 
Cleo_Serapis Thank you for your finalist submission Beth. ... Dec 19 05, 20:34 1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
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