Human Technology Is Amazing, Isn't It?, Humor Options

[Jim AKA Rapid-Fi...]

I sit here and ponder the progress mankind has made,
let's face it, we've got it made today, in the shade.
We can put men on the moon, soon who knows where,
our technology has progressed beyond compare.

Cars that are more economical than ever before,
self checkout registers when you hit the store.
Hand and foot warmers not requiring batteries,
and work saving gadgets that are sure to please.

Modern conveniences that make life as easy as can be,
but there's still one invention missing, apparently.
All this technical expertise doesn't amount to diddly squat,
if I'm still freezing my tush when I sit on the pot.........

[jgdittier]

Dear Jim,
Shades of the show "Oklahoma!"
At least you can keep your feet dry!
Cheers, Ron jgd